Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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