I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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