you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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