I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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