That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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