but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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