It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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