He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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