you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
