Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
why is half of my head shaved?
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