The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
nutella sex= disaster
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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