So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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