i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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