dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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