i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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