I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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