tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't deserve a penis
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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