Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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