I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
