You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
3 2 1 whiskey
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
