You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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