There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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