why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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