When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Vodka?
Forever.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
