Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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