is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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