Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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