i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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