it wasn't lemon gatorade
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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