It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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