What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He passed out mid-signature
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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