Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I supernannyed him into submission
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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