is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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