I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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