i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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