I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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