question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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