I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
When did angry sex become our thing?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
