Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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