i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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