we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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