I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
