White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
The ass gains better be worth it
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