3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I am naked and annoyed.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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