Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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