I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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