Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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