I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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