im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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