erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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