I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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