No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
PANTIES FOUND
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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