when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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