Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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