I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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